the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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