those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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