it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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