so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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