they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
