i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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