dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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