yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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