She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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