you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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