dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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