i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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