this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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