Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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