About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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