9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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