talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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