i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
i need some magic done to my vagina
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