So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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