Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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