Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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