is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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