I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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