Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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