did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I need water and some morals
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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