"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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