I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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