I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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