Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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