i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
