O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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