New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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