i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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