I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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