Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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