i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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