Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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