I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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