very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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