CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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