You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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