Only a mothe r could love this liver
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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