Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Houston, we have a squirter
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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