Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Semen is not good for contacts.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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