:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
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That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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