mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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