I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Randomize
