the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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