the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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