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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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