The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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