4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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