I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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