Nicole vs. Life
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
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I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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