is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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