How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Everclear isn't food dammit
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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