Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You've changed since you got that strap on
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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